Logo by Kevin Gamache, Hammerhead
Gobble, gobble, turkey. Just gobble, gobble, gobble, turkey from jive turkey gobblers. That was how Jim Harbaugh responded to criticism of Alex Smith a few years ago. He may need to craft a different defense after a game in which the Seahawks feasted on the 49ers all night, and eventually a turkey provided by NBC. One can only assume the carcass was in better shape in the locker room than Colin Kaepernick or the 49ers playoff hopes. Both were at the mercy of the Seahawks, and the reigning kings chose tyranny over benevolence. Drawn and quartered, San Francisco had no ability to defend their home. After a lengthy trip to some unknown land, the kings have returned to reclaim their throne.